A Banana’s Guide to Chinese New Year

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It's that time of the year again when houses, malls, and temples are decorated in red. Every street has its own fireworks show, and money is given to us unmarried people in tiny red packets. If you are married then, well... sadly, the money is going the other way. For many people, Chinese New Year is just a jolly and exciting time, but this is not entirely true for us' bananas'. For bananas, Chinese New Year gatherings may mean trying to "Matrix Dodge" the things that will make us look like disappointments to our ancestors. We do enjoy our time, just not as much as others.

How it really feels like dodging. Gif from Giphy